General Tamil Jokes – Suitable for SMS

 

Boy: I Love U.. Girl: I Hate U.. Boy: Nalla Think Panni Sollu.. Girl: Sure I Hate U.. Boy: Waiter Enakku MattuM Bill Podu.. Girl: Hey.. Hey.. I Love U Da..

Un pokil po.. Un vazhiyil yosi.. Ninaipathai pesu.. Nee virumbuvathai sei.. Appo than ellarum solvargal.. "Tharuthala yaar pechaiyum kekama poguthu parunu..?!"

ku kata ka ka ku ku ke ki ki ka ga ga gi gu kaka ki Congrats! U have sucessfully learnt.. The monkey's language. Come to collect ur banana.

Husband: Train-la irunthu en wife kela vilunthuta. Man: Cahin-a pudichi eluka vendiyathuthane. Hus: Eluthene 20 pounla 5 poun than kidachathu..?!

Hai! Ippo nee freeya? Appo keela po.. - - - - - - Ippovum nee freeya.  Appo mela po.. Poyi, poyi vilayadalama?

Oru function-la Abdul Kalam 2020 la India vallarasu agidum'nu etha vachi sonnar theriyuma? Theraiyalaiya..? Mike-a vachi sonnar...

Tamil Kadi Jokes (In English)

1. TEA STRONG AA IRUKA YENA PANANUM? ORU SPOON "CEMENT" PODANUM.

2. Life la onnume illa na bore addikum... Thalaila onnume ellana glare addikum...

3. The words which never complete without "u" D_b_kk_ Baekk_ Makk_ Loos_ Pisas_ Frad_ Blaed_ Kir_kk_ Idh_ epdi ir_kk_? HahaHaha

4. Love Marriage ikkum, Arrange marriage ikkum enna difference?? naamala kenuthula viluntha athu love marriage... 10 per thalli vitta athu arranged marriage..

5. Vadivelu: Hello, enna ithu? 601 ruba kadan vaangitu 106 ruba thareenga? Parthiban: Ithuthan kasana THIRUPPI tharadhu......

6. Hand wash'nna kai kazhuvaradhu, 'Face wash'nna mugam kazhuvaradhu, Appo 'brain wash' nna braina kazhuvaradhaa?

7. Engineering Collegela padichu Engineer aagalaam, Presidency collegela padichu president aaga mudiyumaa?!

8. There are 12 days for vinayagar chaturthi, Kaliman demand aiducham. So unga mandil irukarada safe pannikinga.

LTTE chief Prabhakaran Alive?

A SMS traveled around the world today as below

"Prabhakaran live speech in england (BBC) radio today. visit adhirvu.com. within two days it will be feast ur eyes"

Is this is true? Is he is alive? Is he is dead?